The CORNDOWN pt 93: with Jon Lovitz as the voice of Radio
Oh man. I was on vacation this last week. That’s why I’m only uploading this now. I was at the meetup and I got to meet wastedmemory, toxic waste, ChrisPickles (+1), SweetBeefJesus (+2), FarmerBill420 (+1), DribblyBob (+1), Gunter (+ududududu), SavageCarl, Snappy Bakes, and Termina and HoboGod. Thats a lot of people. And thank you to … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 93: with Jon Lovitz as the voice of Radio
The CORNDOWN pt 92: with Townsend Coleman as the voice of Wayne Gretzky
This one was less calls, less premises. It’s because “do you love your customers” seems to make people want to talk to you for a very long time. And the hotel front desk lady who was freaking out just because I said I had drugs. Jeeze lady, it’s a cheap hotel. There’s drugs. Get over … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 92: with Townsend Coleman as the voice of Wayne Gretzky
The CORNDOWN pt 91: with the voice of Rob Paulsen as Rude Dog
Look. I’m just going to be honest with you. I didn’t have it in me to listen to this show to give you guys a rough idea of what was in it. I’m sorry. I’d say I’ll do it later, but I probably wont. You know what, I’ll say it. If I go through this … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 91: with the voice of Rob Paulsen as Rude Dog
The CORNDOWN pt 90: with Soccer, Phoebe, Slugger, Shiner, and Bear as Wishbone
Whats in this show you ask? I dont actually care if you asked. It’s a lot of man not wearing shoes’es, a good number of hornets nets, being paranoid, scaring my sister and/or my mom with burgerking, yeah and one call about a bag of spiders. I love you. Come to wisconsin next month, fool.
The CORNDOWN pt 89: with Petri Hawkins-Byrd as Bailiff Byrd
A few more calls than average, and about 20 minutes more than usual made the cut. Looking for hotel exits, finding where to poop, determining the biggest number, dealing with an unpleasant shower, investigating sex noises, finding hotel drugs, counting the creeps, thinking about bugs, and seeing a pregnant. Thats what I did this week. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 89: with Petri Hawkins-Byrd as Bailiff Byrd
The CORNDOWN pt 88: with Sir Patrick Stewart as the poop emoji
This was a fun show. I want whole foods to stop hiring. There seems to be some kind of an issue with either mostly women, or nothing but men out in the parking lot, and that’s not right. Also I deal with an Aaron who might spell his name with an E. The Frito Man … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 88: with Sir Patrick Stewart as the poop emoji
The CORNDOWN pt 87: with Hardy Rawls as Don Wrigley
This weeks show contains (at minumum): shoe cleaning. asian treatment. canadian treatment. poor treatment. Hose hookups. Dog retrevials. Lowe’s Hotels. Labeling Holes. Toilet Dice. Reporting crimes to different businesses. Putting hands where the feet go. Oh and there’s basically a advertisment for Panera bread in there too. I left it because I didn’t call any … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 87: with Hardy Rawls as Don Wrigley
The CORNDOWN pt 86: with Dave Thomas as Ben Franklin
Uh oh. Bad news. I did such a grood jorb listening to my own show last week that I did a bad job this week. So… I hope it’s good? There’s probably a lot of calls about spiders. There’s been a lot of those lately, so it’s a safe bet. I might get to it … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 86: with Dave Thomas as Ben Franklin
The CORNDOWN pt 85: with Dustin Diamond as Samuel “Screech” Powers
Wow. I actually listen to every call. Because there’s less of them, because on a count of it being to the last call being almost an hour’s long before I edited it. It’s still over a half hour. It’s about riding an elevator, ON DRUGS. So, here’s the tracks in order and the calls other … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 85: with Dustin Diamond as Samuel “Screech” Powers
The CORNDOWN pt 84: with Marc Summers as Samuel Austere
This show was mostly spiders. It was really fun though. So I hope it’s funny. I never know. I just keep making the calls. Topics include: Grocery Spiders. So many grocery spiders. In a good way. Easy Jobs. Pineapple skins. Employee Blunt. The Smart Person. Drug Screening re: Spiders.