The CORNDOWN pt 73: 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
In this show I’m not difficult. I’m not obsessive. wasted got hit by a car. Im not stealing. A string of birthday calls, be responsible and sobriety checks and birthday secrets. Happy birthday; Sean, Madison, Bailey, Bailey’s Dad, Georgia, Lincoln, Brandon, Brandons Dad, Eddie, Deante, Matt and more. Looking for jumper cables. Plus other things.
The CORNDOWN pt 72: The time Fabio got hit by a goose on a roller coaster.
39 calls. Accidental hotel stay. Have you been working here a long time? Hiding spots. A college goof burglary. The type of extension cord you use to beat an outside dog to power my mouse killing machine. Switch my opossum for a raccoon. Raccoon for an opossum. The twizzlers that don’t leave a mark. The … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 72: The time Fabio got hit by a goose on a roller coaster.
The CORNDOWN pt 71: I cannot live another day without air conditioning.
Oops. I didn’t listen to this before posting, again. But it’s because I had the day off work. So I ended up walking my dog long before I processed this audio, and I usually listen back to it while walking my dog. I think it was raining or some shit last week. Sorry. 33ish calls. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 71: I cannot live another day without air conditioning.
The CORNDOWN pt 70: that time Sinéad tore up a picture of the pope
Listen. I’ve been doing pretty good at listening to the majority of the show right before I post it, and putting up at least a rough idea of what the calls contain. I am not going to lie to you. I didn’t do it this week. I’m sorry. All 36 calls are here and ready … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 70: that time Sinéad tore up a picture of the pope
The CORNDOWN pt 69: pasteurized processed prepared cheese food
Lots of calls this week. 45? Relapse incidences information. Feeling nervous. Accidentally buying drugs. Depression food. How does the drive thru work? Lots of going through cars in the parking lot, going through guests rooms, finding concerning stuff. Telling my mom on me. Calling all guests. A little 3 person confusion. Drunk baby. Sneaking alcohol. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 69: pasteurized processed prepared cheese food
The CORNDOWN pt 68: unsweetened artificially flavored powdered soft drink mix
Whats in these calls? I’m glad you asked. Enraged rodents with a device b/w Which way is east . Trimmings and clippings of the bushes and grass. Dog cremations. Reporting people for hotel food. Dog sitting in the hotel room. Getting a form signed. Dog won’t eat lettuce. Finding drugs in luggage you stole. Tricky … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 68: unsweetened artificially flavored powdered soft drink mix
The CORNDOWN pt 67: Chuck Yeager’s Air Combat
The calls this week? Well it starts with technical difficulties which leads to breaking the 4th wall. Stuff for couples. Permission to take clippings. A room to fire people, business. check engine lights. Cricket hunting. Sweepings. AND MORE OH WOW.
The CORNDOWN pt 66: Dave Barry’s Gift Guide To End All Gift Guides
Whats in these calls? Permission for hanging out. More introducing Doug. Managers blessing to date. The employees faces, what do they look like? My brother teased my dog. Various bathroom creams. AND MORE. Amazing. Enjoy it. Whats not in these calls? wastedmemory. He had to work.
The CORNDOWN pt 65: Ally McBeal The Musical, Almost
Interactive tours. Pictures with Jeff. Bad attitudes. Romantically involved employees and issues with HR policy. Introducing Doug. Punch a employees. Beating your kids. Killing an animal for food. AND MORE. WOW. WHAT A GREAT VALUE.
The CORNDOWN pt 64: Here, There, Skeletors Everywhere
What was in this show? Well, maybe I’m the guy who’s been pissing in the trash can. Is it OK for the uber eats driver to spend the night in my hotel room? My son cut off part of his finger, please find it and throw it out. All these, and more. It was pretty … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 64: Here, There, Skeletors Everywhere