The CORNDOWN pt 161: with Ted Levine as Jame ‘Buffalo Bill’ Gumb
Dog Towel’s, Cop Sex, Weird Kiss, Feet Burger, Entrance Pointing, Drunk Drive-Thru, Bible Eater, Alarm Permission, I Got Your Nose, Drunk Crying, Start Smoking, Sleep Sample’s, Group Toilets, Shoe Toss
The CORNDOWN pt 160: with Jackey Vinson as Lucas
Shoe Ducts, Call the Polices, Liars, Key Duct, Smoke Alarms, Text Message, Pregnant Message, Pregnancy Guest, Medium Hotel, Self Punching, Speaking French, Premium Channels, Car Sleeping, Not Evil, Hotel Hand Washing, Hotel Basement, French Apology
The CORNDOWN pt 159: with Matthew Lillard as Stevo
A Hotel with No Elevator, Hard Word Floor, Weird Edibles, Whose Card, Toilet Hands, Room Soup, Stalker Help, Tell the Police, WD50 Oil, Full Nude, Spilt Water, Broken Key, Lamp Fee
The CORNDOWN pt 158: with Martin Short as “Uncle” Jack Dorso
Computer Disc, Less Steps, Staying Longer, Irish Coffee Dog, Government Format, Splash Guard, Government Money, Selling Stamps, Dog List, Untied Shoe, Punching Friends, Fake Animal Fee, Dog Bees, Partial Pet Fee
The CORNDOWN pt 157: with Michael Keaton as Doug Kenney and Doug Kenney
Obscene Plate, Sour Candy, Doing Motorcycles, Dog Adoption, Dr Rug, Bathroom Cleaners, Extension Cord, Poppin Fuses, Bring my WiFi, Sleep Watcher, Saying the B Word, Car Auditor, Cheddar Cats, Arbys Lettuce, Bring my WiFi II, Cronkleberries holy shit I mostly automated this description. this is going to save me dozens of minutes. dozens.
The CORNDOWN pt 156: with Judd Hirsch as Alex Reiger
Missing birds, microwave door, dog posters, cat posters, bird posters, the dog is dead i dont know why we’re putting up posters, magazine subscriptions, room grease, room address, gatorade lids, culling birds, bad tows.
The CORNDOWN pt 155: with Norm MacDonald as Roger Edwards
shopping warnings, scotty warnings, guest warnings, forgotten room numbers, crying, gatorade lid, vs the bed, wrong mom, safe soap,dad drop off, needing stitches, yelling at sandwiches, crying, lost shoes.
The CORNDOWN pt 154: with Tom Cruise as Jerry Maguire
What was I thinking? 3 hours of calls about girlfriends and gummmmmmmmmmmm. Girlfriends, clear a path, gum policy, low butt, phone password, small face, lobby pose, webcam hacking.
The CORNDOWN pt 153: with Christopher Ruff as Direct D
Fly Tracking, Toilet Lifting, Too Many Wires, Valet Scuffle, Unpleasant Kidnapping, Hall Sounds, Money Period, Infant Puncher, Free Stuff, Free Drink Coolers, Cart Time, Hit by a Car, Dream Punches.
The CORNDOWN pt 152: with Bob Einstein as Marty Funkhouser
Hiding Policy, Digital Keys, Desk Length, Schematics, Beekeepers Husbands, Re-Cheesing, Loaner Car, Cheese Storage.