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Veterans Day. It was veterans day. 99% of the calls are veterans day themed, obviously. Highlights include Veteran Placement, Veteran Leaves, Veteran Sectional Sofas, and we also dive into such topics as liquids, and disabled trailers. I promise it’s way better than it sounds.

WARNING: SHOW MAY CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING Home security, car washing threats, bike racks, catching feelings, voter intimidation, sexual harassment dear, how to vote, kicking out non-voters because our forefathers came to this nation in order to give our descendants the right to deny service to any person at any time for any reason, and your … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 143: with Thomas Lennon as Lou Skywalker

VS the bed, what the bed wants, more eating spaghetti, Jimmyjohn’s sells subway subs now?, when I go I go, ALMOST bit, Tamper Candy, Accidental haircut, & Halloween calls; The rules, TP’d, Egg’d, room punk’d. Good fun show. I love you.

Paranoia, TikTok Challenges (perry punch and firedodgeball), Billing Plans, Menu turning, denying service to my girlfriend, nice talker, one where i forget the premise for like five minutes then remember it, hotel trick or treating, hotboxing children, baiting, and eating spaghetti

this show contains at least; Fridge heater, late goodbye, help saying goodbye (based on race??), Google Barrel, glass in my wings, glass in my hotsauce, which pockets, waiting for glass to be good, lasertag no show, under hotel orders, and cheeto dust. Man i’ve been really bad at doing these descriptions and also bad at … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 140: with a hand as Mae Young’s Son

No time for q&a session Ive got shit to do before the show tonight. this audio file contains; Same Pants, No undershirt, Tamper Candy, more Pants, Let it Slide-or-Counting on You-or-Free Tide, even more pants, rax roast beef sauce, jury duty receipt, drive thru references and reference checks, gas references, squirrel edibles, morality clause, customer … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 139: with Sean Squire as Chuck Mosley

oh. this was a good show. I had no memory of it. but i enjoyed taking the notes: Squirrel edibles, Employee Fight, Hotel Spaghetti for lunch, Employee meetings, getting gas for other guests, community policing (everything is cool), a quick nows not the time, and fighting guests. ENJOY. I LOVE YOU GOD DAMMIT

This show had check-out time, legal help from the front desk, getting persmission from the front desk to strong arm rob someone who owes you moneys. not wanting to pay a guest back. seeing if Ive been kidnapped. bat fees, places to cry, hacking webcams, too much TP (its a waste), hotel lunch and staff … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 137: with Dolph Lundgren as He-Man

OK finally getting caught up. thanks for being patient. I reviewd this show like a week ago so I don’t really know what my call notes mean. I guess this show had 3 wishes, milk substitutes, bait only, bags of ants, talking shit, condoms erections and theiving intent, a rude hangup man, earthquake preparedness, smooth … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 136: with Dylan O’Brien as Joel Dawson

It’s ONE WEEK UNTIL THE MEETUP IN AKRON CANTON CLEVELAND! That means no corndown next friday but i’ll try to make it up. Hit me up if you’re coming to the meetup! This show was mainly two things; Animals with human issues(Ant dispute, lost pigeon, raccoon appetite, dog oaths, broke cats, bullied squirrels) and underage … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 135: with Jon Hamm as Gorgeous Guy at Bar