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In this episode of CORNDOWN, bones take center stage with plenty of throwing, hanging, and drilling, often driven by wastedmemory. Things get even weirder with digging up bones and a mysterious bag of bones, while dirt buying and dry pools add to the oddities. Wastedmemory stirs up more chaos with burning clothes and spatula marks. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 240: with Lou Albano as Mario Mario

In this episode of CORNDOWN, manipulation becomes a recurring theme, with wastedmemory contributing his spin on railroads and violent versions. There’s also a lot of action surrounding sidewalks and bikes, from rubbing them to crashing, straight into dumpsters. We explore bizarre moments like drug disposal and a deep dive into a crash investigation at Wendy’s, … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 239: with Jerry Orbach as Lennie Briscoe

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we navigate through a series of strange Dingtember car dings, ranging from democrats to door frames, with wastedmemory adding his take on the chaos. It culminates on a half hour discussion with the whole family. A recurring issue about paying for stuff pops up, with snappy bakes jumping in to … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 238: with Rob Paulsen as Arthur

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I dive into some strange scenarios involving change and poison, with wastedmemory joining in for some piano music and a second dose of poison talk. Spoiled milk and sandwiches get their time in the spotlight, with Snappy Bakes adding a creative twist with a meat drawing. There’s Kevin McAllister references … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 237: with Tom Hanks as Charles “Chuck” Noland

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we explore the many facets of cardboard, from soft cardboard to an ongoing obsession with “gettin’ at cardboard.” The saga continues with a mix of plastic cardboard and even a vegetarian’s variations. Things heat up with a series of chaotic lobby car crashes, and wastedmemory jumps back in with extra … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 236: with Micky Dolenz as Arthur

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive deep into the strange world of furniture, a recurring theme throughout the calls, especially with wastedmemory’s contributions. We explore hilarious scenarios about not wanting furniture and the ongoing mystery of the “furniture person.” There’s a fun exchange on comparing hotels and spilling seeds, while wastedmemory also brings up … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 235: with Moose as Eddie Frasier

This episode of CORNDOWN is packed with quirky hotel adventures, starting with the recurring theme of striving for those elusive five stars, which we revisit throughout the episode. We touch on flimsy bedsheets and dive into the odd world of fox teeth. BoJack joins in with a double dose of front desk chaos and explores … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 234: with Griffin Newman as Arthur

In this episode of CORNDOWN, the SPlink covers for wastedmemory as we dive into a series of quirky and hilarious scenarios. From the unconventional issues of car barnacles and illegal dumping to the art of cloning keycards and the strange liability issues surrounding dumpsters, there’s no shortage of bizarre topics. SPLink adds a comedic twist … Read moreTHE CORNDOWN pt 233: With Robert Downey Jr. as Claude, Professor Robert Hammer, Ned Godwin, and Niko Damianos

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we delve into a variety of quirky and entertaining calls. I kick things off with a series of confused employees, which becomes a recurring theme throughout the episode. Wastedmemory joins in with some fun car stuff and later freshens things up with some toilet water humor. SPLink takes us through … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 232: with David Burke as Arthur

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle everything from mysterious rashes to peculiar hotel antics. We start by examining an unusual employee rash and delve into the steps taken for a rash blood test. Discussions about force fields and trading rags segue into hotel-related shenanigans, including front desk haircuts and guest swap outs. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 231: with Alia Shawkat as Levi