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In this episode of CORNDOWN, we explore the many facets of cardboard, from soft cardboard to an ongoing obsession with “gettin’ at cardboard.” The saga continues with a mix of plastic cardboard and even a vegetarian’s variations. Things heat up with a series of chaotic lobby car crashes, and wastedmemory jumps back in with extra … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 236: with Micky Dolenz as Arthur

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive deep into the strange world of furniture, a recurring theme throughout the calls, especially with wastedmemory’s contributions. We explore hilarious scenarios about not wanting furniture and the ongoing mystery of the “furniture person.” There’s a fun exchange on comparing hotels and spilling seeds, while wastedmemory also brings up … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 235: with Moose as Eddie Frasier

This episode of CORNDOWN is packed with quirky hotel adventures, starting with the recurring theme of striving for those elusive five stars, which we revisit throughout the episode. We touch on flimsy bedsheets and dive into the odd world of fox teeth. BoJack joins in with a double dose of front desk chaos and explores … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 234: with Griffin Newman as Arthur

In this episode of CORNDOWN, the SPlink covers for wastedmemory as we dive into a series of quirky and hilarious scenarios. From the unconventional issues of car barnacles and illegal dumping to the art of cloning keycards and the strange liability issues surrounding dumpsters, there’s no shortage of bizarre topics. SPLink adds a comedic twist … Read moreTHE CORNDOWN pt 233: With Robert Downey Jr. as Claude, Professor Robert Hammer, Ned Godwin, and Niko Damianos

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we delve into a variety of quirky and entertaining calls. I kick things off with a series of confused employees, which becomes a recurring theme throughout the episode. Wastedmemory joins in with some fun car stuff and later freshens things up with some toilet water humor. SPLink takes us through … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 232: with David Burke as Arthur

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle everything from mysterious rashes to peculiar hotel antics. We start by examining an unusual employee rash and delve into the steps taken for a rash blood test. Discussions about force fields and trading rags segue into hotel-related shenanigans, including front desk haircuts and guest swap outs. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 231: with Alia Shawkat as Levi

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into a whirlwind of eccentric topics. We kick off with the intricacies of pump maintenance, discussing the quirks of pump fans and the curious concept of counting and doing half pumps. Conversations with old friends bring a nostalgic touch, while the saga of buying and selling … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 230: with Khandi Alexander as Catherine Duke

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a range of quirky and bizarre topics. We start with the strange occurrences of bear encounters, from dealing with a bear in my sister’s room to finding one in my own. There’s wild tales about woodchippers and the intriguing lives of dentists. We also dive into … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 229: with Paul Frees as Poppin’ Fresh

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I delve into a variety of intriguing and offbeat topics. We kick things off with a discussion about painted ants and the peculiarities of maintaining a painted ant farm. There’s a funny bit about why our friends are hesitant to visit, and we explore the importance of calling … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 228: with Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as Morpheus

On today’s CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a series of unusual and entertaining topics. We discuss the fallout from a McAlister’s breakup and dive into the chaos of dealing with bad phone connections. There’s a quirky exploration of the differences in menus and combos, and an unexpected journey involving electric chickens. The conversation heats up … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 227: with Elton John as The Pinball Wizard