Archives: Episode

shopping warnings, scotty warnings, guest warnings, forgotten room numbers, crying, gatorade lid, vs the bed, wrong mom, safe soap,dad drop off, needing stitches, yelling at sandwiches, crying, lost shoes.

What was I thinking? 3 hours of calls about girlfriends and gummmmmmmmmmmm. Girlfriends, clear a path, gum policy, low butt, phone password, small face, lobby pose, webcam hacking.

Fly Tracking, Toilet Lifting, Too Many Wires,  Valet Scuffle, Unpleasant Kidnapping, Hall Sounds, Money Period, Infant Puncher, Free Stuff, Free Drink Coolers, Cart Time, Hit by a Car, Dream Punches.

Hiding Policy, Digital Keys, Desk Length, Schematics, Beekeepers Husbands, Re-Cheesing, Loaner Car, Cheese Storage.

CAUTION! Contains: Odd/Even, Odd Rooms, Not Profitable, Bargaining, Bread. That’s a pretty lazy description… but what, exactly, are you going to do about it? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Last Week’s Today’s show contains’d; Stranger (be careful), washing hands order, some help with a bad relationship, cart elevators, bong setups, fees for death or something, late shopping and locked doors, and help getting a cart. COOL

Bong help, christmas rules, tip refusal, fifteen cars damaged, ten cars kick’d, psychopath vaccuuming, pre-masturbation, smells like crack.

getting caught up so i’ll be brief chopping down doors, tinted feces, gift exchange, frozen items, five managers, getting kids drunk, getting room numbers, finding love in rooms, taking rooms over, little christmas boy, five keys, room painting, emergency contact, christmas card fee.

Shave off eyebrows. Move the honda. Two wrappers. also featuring a new dog, a bad decisions bug, a less comfortable bed, and the best place to hurt myself

ok keep calm. I’m going to try to match the tone i was using when I wrote these descriptions. But i messed up. i never uploaded this one to patreon, or anywhere else other than mixlr.com/dragonmere/recordings. Please don’t tell the babysitter, cause she’ll tell mom and dad and we both know it.