Podcast: CORN DOWN Prank Calls

No time for q&a session Ive got shit to do before the show tonight. this audio file contains; Same Pants, No undershirt, Tamper Candy, more Pants, Let it Slide-or-Counting on You-or-Free Tide, even more pants, rax roast beef sauce, jury duty receipt, drive thru references and reference checks, gas references, squirrel edibles, morality clause, customer … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 139: with Sean Squire as Chuck Mosley

oh. this was a good show. I had no memory of it. but i enjoyed taking the notes: Squirrel edibles, Employee Fight, Hotel Spaghetti for lunch, Employee meetings, getting gas for other guests, community policing (everything is cool), a quick nows not the time, and fighting guests. ENJOY. I LOVE YOU GOD DAMMIT

This show had check-out time, legal help from the front desk, getting persmission from the front desk to strong arm rob someone who owes you moneys. not wanting to pay a guest back. seeing if Ive been kidnapped. bat fees, places to cry, hacking webcams, too much TP (its a waste), hotel lunch and staff … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 137: with Dolph Lundgren as He-Man

OK finally getting caught up. thanks for being patient. I reviewd this show like a week ago so I don’t really know what my call notes mean. I guess this show had 3 wishes, milk substitutes, bait only, bags of ants, talking shit, condoms erections and theiving intent, a rude hangup man, earthquake preparedness, smooth … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 136: with Dylan O’Brien as Joel Dawson

It’s ONE WEEK UNTIL THE MEETUP IN AKRON CANTON CLEVELAND! That means no corndown next friday but i’ll try to make it up. Hit me up if you’re coming to the meetup! This show was mainly two things; Animals with human issues(Ant dispute, lost pigeon, raccoon appetite, dog oaths, broke cats, bullied squirrels) and underage … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 135: with Jon Hamm as Gorgeous Guy at Bar

hope to be seeing you in CLEVELAND AKRON CANTON area in a couple weeks! Sept 16-17-18! A also, no show on the 16th, but i might be able to make up for it 😉 Not much to say about this one other than HICKEY. It’s good though. At least I thought so.

the cleveland meetup is nearly upon us. you probably aren’t going, but if you are, i’ll shake your hand (once only). This show had insurance mans, being late to work 173 times, clove cigarette confusions, jackwires, guitar centers, Jeff Nye vs Beakerman in volcano science, first fucks, and some other things that were even less … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 133: with Don Messick as Papa Smurf

Splash zone, AOL man masturbating, Hotdog Fingers, Various Ghost issues. Lost n Found Vitamins. Etc. Sorry. Im running late no time for a good episode description.

CLEVELAND AREA MEETUP SEPT 16 17 18 I LOVE YOU Animal Homicide investigations, including bird murders, and violent bus drivers. Burried animals, alcoholic drinks when they aren’t expected (these were fun), interlock in the parking lot, more bird murders beak missing beak, and some muscling in to rooms.

CLEVELAND MEETUP IS UPON US. PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN SACK LUNCH. Normal Bread. For some reason, multiple people wanted to talk to wasted for like 20+min about normal bread. Bullshit pizza. (TRIGGER WARNING) Smart Hotels, Narcotics Guy, Crazy Pizza Normal Bread (flipped), Arbys relatives, Propane Tanks/Rooftop Laser, Too much Toilet Paper.