Podcast: CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Man, this was a fun show. I think it was more fun listening back to it than it was doing it live?? The really annoying 224lb 80% muscle mass guy was obnoxious as shit to talk to, but it was really fun to hear it. Showe includes: getting permission to call 911 without an emergency … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 106: with Jackson O’Connell-Barlow as Iguanadon

There was a lot of fake stuff this show. Fake napkins, mostly. Please note; Burger King has NEVER had a brown napkin with embossed logo. Ever. Confusion over how many sandwiches constitute a “combo”. Testing inanimate objects for viruses. Giving cigarettes to kids. Fake fights. And a bunch of people who have severe problems hanging … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 105: with Gary Oldman as Rolfe

I didn’t almost forget to upload this because I was shoveling driveway snow. This one got a tiny bit dark maybe? Longer calls so slightly less of them. I might have not hit my quota. Please don’t fire me.

CAUTION: Show may contain Concealed Sandwiches, Mailed Sandwiches, Fingerprints, or The Cigarette Smoking Man, and may punch babies. Proceed at your own risk. I’m running late. I love you. See you tonight I hope at 7pm ET. Oh and my mixlr live page is done being broken during live shows.

It has all kinds of stuff almost happening, like altercations and smoking and throwing rocks and more. And making plans for altercations, special rooms for pooping, things to lean on. Medical Stuff. AND Jenny Tutone. Dont forget about her. By the way, if mixlr is giving anyone crap about me being “off line” during my … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 102: with John Ritter as Clifford

man I’m all spoiled from not editing shit last week. This week we have tacos hurting my sister really bad, sharp shelled tacos, the smells of shampoo without any sexual harassment, identifying pills, my sisters opinion of my vacation, and the answer to the age old question; how far is too far? “And more”

This is way too long to actively edit. I’m not that strong of a man. I’m sorry. So enjoy the unadulterated 8hour cut. And the individual calls are still below, but there’s probably more ringing and hold time than usual. And i’m probably never going to name them. shit. the unadulterated cut is too large … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 100: 8hr New Years Stupid Marathon Show III

This was the Christmas Eve show so it’s very very Christmas themed. 42 calls. Christmas plans, hit my kids (very christmas), helping homeless, The Little Christmas Boy, ruining christmas, Santa Stuff, and who I can have sex with (also very christmas). In no particular order.

This show contains illicit gifts and inappropriate erections. Collated rubrics. High on string. A small chainsaw. VERY HIGH. spoiled froot. and cut the brakes. I love you. Show tonight should be interesting? tune in.

Hi. I think I’ll do a live show tonight at 7pm Eastern. I did one last week and it was fun. This is an audio recording of that show. It contains, at a minimum, the following; Old Keith, Helping vs Leaving Alone, Meth Hole, Automatic Doors, Clothes On Sex Computer  Time, Dating Policy. And we … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 97: with Mark Schiff as The Little Dog