Podcast: CORN DOWN Prank Calls

knocking on doors confusion over how gas is priced help towing my car i bit my tongue things smell like a scratch n sniff sticker no context

This was a decent show. It was fun to listen to it just now. You should too, but probably after my show tonight. It’ll be on prankcast.com so go there. I love you. This show had plenty of Street People, Fake Funerals, I discover what a “Co-Co-Nut” is, I find out how fast places can … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 109: with George Carlin as Rufus

I’ve been busy so this is going to be brief. The show was mostly about changing locks at hotels. The front desk doesn’t like that very much. But it’s OK because my cousin is a locksmith. I love you and come visit me in September for Cleveland Meetup. Seriously. I’m going to make sandwiches.

I was distracted for this entire show because of PRANKCAST.COM ‘launching’. So go over to PRANKCAST.COM and do the things there. It’s fun. All my live shows will be broadcast there (and still mixlr for now at least) from now on.

Man, this was a fun show. I think it was more fun listening back to it than it was doing it live?? The really annoying 224lb 80% muscle mass guy was obnoxious as shit to talk to, but it was really fun to hear it. Showe includes: getting permission to call 911 without an emergency … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 106: with Jackson O’Connell-Barlow as Iguanadon

There was a lot of fake stuff this show. Fake napkins, mostly. Please note; Burger King has NEVER had a brown napkin with embossed logo. Ever. Confusion over how many sandwiches constitute a “combo”. Testing inanimate objects for viruses. Giving cigarettes to kids. Fake fights. And a bunch of people who have severe problems hanging … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 105: with Gary Oldman as Rolfe

I didn’t almost forget to upload this because I was shoveling driveway snow. This one got a tiny bit dark maybe? Longer calls so slightly less of them. I might have not hit my quota. Please don’t fire me.

CAUTION: Show may contain Concealed Sandwiches, Mailed Sandwiches, Fingerprints, or The Cigarette Smoking Man, and may punch babies. Proceed at your own risk. I’m running late. I love you. See you tonight I hope at 7pm ET. Oh and my mixlr live page is done being broken during live shows.

It has all kinds of stuff almost happening, like altercations and smoking and throwing rocks and more. And making plans for altercations, special rooms for pooping, things to lean on. Medical Stuff. AND Jenny Tutone. Dont forget about her. By the way, if mixlr is giving anyone crap about me being “off line” during my … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 102: with John Ritter as Clifford

man I’m all spoiled from not editing shit last week. This week we have tacos hurting my sister really bad, sharp shelled tacos, the smells of shampoo without any sexual harassment, identifying pills, my sisters opinion of my vacation, and the answer to the age old question; how far is too far? “And more”