Podcast: CORN DOWN Prank Calls

This is way too long to actively edit. I’m not that strong of a man. I’m sorry. So enjoy the unadulterated 8hour cut. And the individual calls are still below, but there’s probably more ringing and hold time than usual. And i’m probably never going to name them. shit. the unadulterated cut is too large … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 100: 8hr New Years Stupid Marathon Show III

This was the Christmas Eve show so it’s very very Christmas themed. 42 calls. Christmas plans, hit my kids (very christmas), helping homeless, The Little Christmas Boy, ruining christmas, Santa Stuff, and who I can have sex with (also very christmas). In no particular order.

This show contains illicit gifts and inappropriate erections. Collated rubrics. High on string. A small chainsaw. VERY HIGH. spoiled froot. and cut the brakes. I love you. Show tonight should be interesting? tune in.

Hi. I think I’ll do a live show tonight at 7pm Eastern. I did one last week and it was fun. This is an audio recording of that show. It contains, at a minimum, the following; Old Keith, Helping vs Leaving Alone, Meth Hole, Automatic Doors, Clothes On Sex Computer  Time, Dating Policy. And we … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 97: with Mark Schiff as The Little Dog

Whats in this shoe? I’m glad you asked. Stolen butts, eating the room, losing the room, credit card numbers, too many parts, learning with the hotel about if the guests use the shampoo or not and also educational purposes, shitting in the sink, theres something in my eye and the tub isn’t comfortable, the dead … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 96: with Brad Garrett as The Big Dog

Here it is, unedited. I think there’s a couple minutes dead air at the start, but thats what really happened so It stays in. Enjoy I guess. I’m going to bed. THank you. Brad or akspa or dwight or someone will probably publish a full 24hr recording, but here’s our part. I still might do … Read moreMY FULL 4hrs PRANKSGIVING THING 2021

This show is two weeks old because I uploaded the PRANKSGIVING show instead of this show last week. I hope this isn’t too confusing. If anyone is having difficulty just use this chart. This show had calls about toilet wires and buckets of blood, both hypothetical and real, as well as bags of meat and … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 95: with Nicolas Cage as Charlie Kaufman, Donald Kaufman

Fun show. Great call about pissing in the sink, but it has audio issues. There’s echo that was entirely my fault about half way through the call. The good news is I have isolated the call from the backup Mixlr recording, so I do have a clean version of it. For automatic editing reasons, the … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 94: with Marilyn Manson as David Dolores Frank

Oh man. I was on vacation this last week. That’s why I’m only uploading this now. I was at the meetup and I got to meet wastedmemory, toxic waste, ChrisPickles (+1), SweetBeefJesus (+2), FarmerBill420 (+1), DribblyBob (+1), Gunter (+ududududu), SavageCarl, Snappy Bakes, and Termina and HoboGod. Thats a lot of people. And thank you to … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 93: with Jon Lovitz as the voice of Radio

This one was less calls, less premises. It’s because “do you love your customers” seems to make people want to talk to you for a very long time. And the hotel front desk lady who was freaking out just because I said I had drugs. Jeeze lady, it’s a cheap hotel. There’s drugs. Get over … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 92: with Townsend Coleman as the voice of Wayne Gretzky