Podcast: CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Oops. I didn’t listen to this before posting, again. But it’s because I had the day off work. So I ended up walking my dog long before I processed this audio, and I usually listen back to it while walking my dog. I think it was raining or some shit last week. Sorry. 33ish calls. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 71: I cannot live another day without air conditioning.

Listen. I’ve been doing pretty good at listening to the majority of the show right before I post it, and putting up at least a rough idea of what the calls contain. I am not going to lie to you. I didn’t do it this week.  I’m sorry. All 36 calls are here and ready … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 70: that time Sinéad tore up a picture of the pope

Lots of calls this week. 45? Relapse incidences information. Feeling nervous. Accidentally buying drugs. Depression food. How does the drive thru work? Lots of going through cars in the parking lot, going through guests rooms, finding concerning stuff. Telling my mom on me. Calling all guests. A little 3 person confusion. Drunk baby. Sneaking alcohol. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 69: pasteurized processed prepared cheese food

Whats in these calls? I’m glad you asked. Enraged rodents with a device b/w Which way is east . Trimmings and clippings of the bushes and grass. Dog cremations. Reporting people for hotel food. Dog sitting in the hotel room. Getting a form signed. Dog won’t eat lettuce. Finding drugs in luggage you stole. Tricky … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 68: unsweetened artificially flavored powdered soft drink mix

The calls this week? Well it starts with technical difficulties which leads to breaking the 4th wall. Stuff for couples. Permission to take clippings. A room to fire people, business. check engine lights. Cricket hunting. Sweepings. AND MORE OH WOW.

Whats in these calls? Permission for hanging out. More introducing Doug. Managers blessing to date. The employees faces, what do they look like? My brother teased my dog. Various bathroom creams. AND MORE. Amazing. Enjoy it. Whats not in these calls? wastedmemory. He had to work.

Interactive tours. Pictures with Jeff. Bad attitudes. Romantically involved employees and issues with HR policy. Introducing Doug. Punch a employees. Beating your kids. Killing an animal for food. AND MORE. WOW. WHAT A GREAT VALUE.

What was in this show? Well, maybe I’m the guy who’s been pissing in the trash can. Is it OK for the uber eats driver to spend the night in my hotel room? My son cut off part of his finger, please find it and throw it out. All these, and more. It was pretty … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 64: Here, There, Skeletors Everywhere

I’m not going to lie to you and say that I remember what any of these calls are about. So…

Hey I almost remember some of this one. Calls about my feces being stolen, calls about borrowing shovels and burying secrets, and classic calling for the phone number. Plus a ton of stuff I dont remember.