Podcast: CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Wow I actually listened to this before posting! I can actually tell you what the calls are about! Are you ready? It’s like 90% about kissing. Mostly Trader Joe’s kissing policy. Some hotel parking lot kissing, bathroom kisses, kissing witness, cousin kisses.  I also had some issues with my genitals tearing the toilet paper. Checking … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 60: Cyberskull II: The Next Level

Damn. All I remember is that the first half of the show was more fun than the second half. It doesn’t mean it’s better, but maybe? So, if you stop half way through, I won’t be mad. But only because I have no way of knowing. I’m not OK with it. I’d be pissed if … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 59: Momma’s Baby, Martin’s Maybe

Thank you to the new supporters. I don’t have very much memory of this show. Was this the one with WINDOWS UP? I hope so. Because that was funny. ZIP file attached below contains the calls as individual MP3s. Collect them all!

I dont really have much to say about this show but that I fucked up like 5 times when running my CLOUD BASED AI MACHINE LEARNING audacity macro (its mostly just a butt load of compression) to edit it, and had to start over almost every time. It was kinda annoying. I hope the show … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 57: Murder on the Moosejaw Express: Part 2

The only thing I remember for sure about this show is I ate an entire dozen eggs all at once. I hope some of the other calls were fun too. Oh, I tossed my wallet on a few roofs, by accident, and that was fun too. I’m sorry for the light audio clipping at some … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 56: The Sixth Extinction II – Amor Fati

Another week, ANOTHER new install of windows. This time on to a brand new SSD (THANKS wastedmemory!!!). So hopefully from pt 56 onward, you won’t hear any of the audio chirping and skipping and cutting out any more towards the end of the show. Fingers crossed, because if it wasn’t a HD read/write issue, I’mma … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 55: The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover – Part 2

Oh look. I uploaded this one the day after the show. You know what that means??? It means calls about parking by employees cars. Asking where to put my weed pipe when I go in the store. Complaining that my change is a small amount. Finding a hotel room not used for sex. Taking empty … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 54: The M.A.S.S. Device – Part 3: The Worms of Death

Ugh. Apparently Im back in the habit of being an entire week late uploading shows to patreon. Oh well. Maybe I’ll upload tonights show right away, so I’ll be able to put some comments about the contents of the show here, in the body of the post, rather than just rambling. Yeah, that’d be cool. … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 53: Tuna Helper: Tuna Cheesy Pasta

There’s a bug in my hotel room; Who can I speak to about this?? Thats basically all I remember from this show. Lots of calls about bugs in hotel rooms. Not that I’m complaining. A june bug in your hotel room is way cool. There was probably other good stuff too. Let me know. And … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 52: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

woop woop. uploaded finally. how does a push-button-lamp work? And before you come up here to explain it to me, could you stop out at my car and grab my cigarettes? Thanks I love you.