Podcast: CORN DOWN Prank Calls

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I delve into a variety of intriguing and offbeat topics. We kick things off with a discussion about painted ants and the peculiarities of maintaining a painted ant farm. There’s a funny bit about why our friends are hesitant to visit, and we explore the importance of calling … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 228: with Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as Morpheus

On today’s CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a series of unusual and entertaining topics. We discuss the fallout from a McAlister’s breakup and dive into the chaos of dealing with bad phone connections. There’s a quirky exploration of the differences in menus and combos, and an unexpected journey involving electric chickens. The conversation heats up … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 227: with Elton John as The Pinball Wizard

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into all sorts of quirky topics. We start off with a bizarre story about flushing a bowling ball and move on to impersonating for various reasons, from flirting to fun. Wastedmemory shares a tale about old guys yelling and eating bees, with an impressive escalation to … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 226: with Sara Gilbert as Laura Powers

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I navigate through tricky conversations and memory lapses. We handle difficult people, share some magician secrets with Zeke, and even discuss the bizarre concept of renting half a room. From releasing animals to almost getting hit by cars, our antics are non-stop. We also tackle topics like lost … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 225: with Owen Wilson as Other Study Group’s Leader

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a range of bizarre and intense calls. We navigate confrontations, from getting trespassed from McDonald’s to dealing with unexpected orders at a restaurant. There’s a bit of chaos with multiple stolen cars and a hotel makeovers gone awry. Snappy bakes joins us for a naked drawing … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 224: with Paul Reubens as Tucker Cobblepot

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I explore a series of unpredictable calls that dive into themes of uncertainty. We discuss everything from taking souls and dog baseball, to dealing with dozens of babies and bringing elderly veterans into the mix. SPLink joins us for calls about getting sick and his daughter’s Uber, while … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 223: with Gary Owens as Powdered Toast Man

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into a chaotic mix of situations, from being too high to check-in to unexpected jail encounters. We explore the hilarity of origami crane making, dealing with public break-ups, and the shocking reveal of not being the father. Joined by snappy bakes and other guest hosts, we … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 222: with Corey Feldman As Clarke “Mouth” Devereaux

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into the chaos of trying to mark our presence in grocery stores and bathrooms, including a series of wild calls about peeing in all the toilets and finding bottles of pee. We also discuss the hilarity of attempting to host a wrestling watching party and the … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 221: with Mark Wahlberg as Elliot Moore

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I explore the quirks of also working for McDonald’s while tackling everything from attitude checks to bewildering situations involving mummies. SPLink and snappy bakes join us as we dive into dumpster escapades and unexpected repo parking dilemmas. We also find ourselves posting baby pictures and slipping on coconut oil, with … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 220: with Bruce Willis as Malcolm Crowe

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a series of unexpected challenges, from lost husbands to loose guests wreaking havoc in the hotel. Join us as we navigate through situations involving stolen room keys, surprise encounters with sisters, and even a mysterious bird egg. With each call, we confront the absurdities of hotel … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 218: with David Brown as Todd Gregory