Podcast: CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Embark on an enthralling adventure as I guide you through the captivating episodes of CORNDOWN. Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, as we explore the peculiar contents of inventories, immerse ourselves in the whimsical realm of comic chaos, navigate through mishaps in hotels and pest control, and indulge in lively conversations about the world of … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 175: with John Harvey as Harvey

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join me on CORNDOWN, where we dive into hilarious and relatable everyday experiences. In this episode, I’m joined by wastedmemory, snappybakes, and Lux for some entertaining calls. We explore the mystery of … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 174: with Garret Dillahunt as John Dorie

Join me on an insightful journey as we delve into the quirks and challenges of everyday life. In candid calls with my cohosts wastedmemory, ROBIN, snappybakes, and Lux, we explore topics like finding the perfect place to empty your stomach, surviving uncomfortable conversations, and the art of sobering up. Along the way, we encounter shocking … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 173: with Michael Moschen as David Bowie’s Hands

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU! If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! I’m new at doing the full edits, so I hope to get better at these descriptions. For now, just know the show contains at minimum the following: Whats 99c, (wastedmemory) 99c Cost, Drive-thru Poison, (wastedmemory) drive-thru poison, Bad … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 172: with Bobcat Goldthwait as Sockhead

OH MAN. This is the first proper long-format edit of a CORNDOWN show. Expect these in the future. Consider all the old shows an archive, and the podcast proper starts at 171 i guess. I technically could go back and edit this way to at least 100, but I don’t want to. So enjoy! And … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 171: with Brad Pitt as Will Colbert

Nearest register, Employee breaks, Wasted outside smoking, Family time, Wastedmemory suspicious smell, Killer bees, Wastedmemory safe meetup, Cocaine responsibility, Wastedmemory which drugs, Apples as medicine, Wastedmemory loan payment, What substances, Employee breaks ii  cigarettes, Wastedmemory contact situation, Urinal cakes, Wastedmemory the flames, Whopper keys, Standing area, Arby’s and burger king, Wastedmemory child safety rating, Dog … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 170: with Christopher Meloni as Spike

This show contains the following calls and more! Face Description, Quitting permission, Baby fears, Bird Mistake, Cheese Person (bad day), Children’s safety area, Fermented beer, Underage shoppers, Heavy carts, Heavy trash, Parking Placards or Management Vampires, Burger basher, Too Cute, Missed call. Thank you for checking out the show! Check me and wastedmemory out live … Read moreThe CORNDOWN pt 169: with Sean James Murphy as Tucker

Lazy Managers, Wingman (HALF HOUR CALL!!), Bad apple, Burger Dealership, Close my Tab, Cool Shirt, BBQ Sauce, Parking break, Found onion, Going Serverless, Dying cat.

Wet Room, Disabled Motorcycle, Asshole Parking, Parking Bill, Grass Parking, The Incline, Filetype Extensions, Gettin a Trespass, Childrens Adhesives, Private Line, Calling 911, Tow my Car, Self Suspicious

Quiet Time, Wakeup Calls, Door Locks, Key Card Credit, Guest Offender, Hurt Feelings Problem, Aggressive Customer, Mans Pants Pockets, Strange Customer, Runaway Adult Children